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QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

(WEEK 1)
"We are visitors on this planet. We are here for ninety or one hundred years at the very most. During that period, we must try to do something good, something useful, with our lives. If you contribute to other people's happiness, you will find the true goal, the true meaning of life," Dalai Lama.

(WEEK TWO)
"I'm good at crossword puzzles, I'm not so good at people puzzles," Carrie Bradshaw.

(WEEK THREE)
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great,"
Golda Meir (1898-1978).

(WEEK FOUR)
"It matter's not who you love, where you love, how you love or what you love, it matter's only that you love," John Lennon.

(WEEK FIVE)
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind," Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.

(WEEK SIX)
"Get busy living or get busy dying".

(WEEK SEVEN)
"You are very squishy. So I shall name you squishy. And you shall be my little squishy," Dory from Finding Nemo.

(WEEK EIGHTH)
"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything," Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel.

(WEEK NINTH)
"The internet is a great way to get on the net," Bob Dole, Republican Presidential Candidate.

(WEEK TEN)
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff," Pop Singer Mariah Carey.

Mr Macho!

So today was my second day at the gym (you know, after having joined two weeks ago…) and it never ceases to amaze me just how vein some of these gym goers are!

Both yesterday and today I’ve caught two men take over the machines next to me, use the hardest level available so that the sweat starts pouring within approximately fifty seconds, only to catch them checking their appearance in the mirror every twenty seconds!

What exactly are they looking at?

Are they checking to see if their pecks aren’t bouncing around too much?

Making sure that their calves are at the most flattering angle? Or simply ensuring that their exercise face illustrates the full degree of their raw masculinity.

Personally, I go out of my way to avoid catching glimpses of myself in these mirrors because I knew that the person I’m going to see starring back will be coated in a thick layer of sweat, face barely recognisable behind the blotchy red skin with hair firmly stuck down in straggled strands around my forehead.

With this image in mind, and I’m fair certain that I’m not the only one who looks like this after a solid thirty minutes on the treadmill, it’s understandable that I pose the question, just why is it that gyms feel the urge to use mirrors as walls?

Until my encounter with the ‘macho’ men, I never quite understood why there were mirrors on every wall in the gym. Now of course the answer is obvious; to satisfy the enormous egos of the members. I guess some stereotypes fit reality perfectly.

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